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[00:00:01] Speaker A: Dangerous laughter Laughter Dangerous.
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[00:01:07] Speaker B: Day 8.
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We are back on Dangerous laughter and my God, guys, I don't know the train is going to derail today. I got so I got to say, always go to dangerouslaughter.com dangerouslaughter.com you know, the reason you turn, you tune into this show is because unlike the backbenchers and the pencil necks and the uptight, you know, white, white dudes for, for Kamala out there, you know, you never know what the hell you're gonna get here on Dangerous Laughter. You know, you could get, you know, freedom fighters and lawyers and, you know, ministers fighting radical Islam in Northern Ireland. You know, we got all. We got all types of people here. We talked to the gay Atolla not long ago. The president of or the Grand Ayatollah of Iran, AKA the gay Atolla. Some of his little ships are sinking. I don't know whether the rainbow ship is.
Is sinking. But speaking of the rainbow ship, we have a show for you today. One of the hottest tickets in town.
Everyone knows I'm a sports fan.
Philadelphia wise ass. Go Birds. You know, and I follow basketball.
I'm gonna have to root for LeBron James this year.
You know, one of the things I always talk about is that Philadelphia doesn't have a WNBA team.
You know, Dawn Staley is from Philly. She's trying to bring one. The commissioner of the WNBA is from Philly.
So it's a shame we don't have one because there's lots of players out there and in some cases there are players that might have been born one gender and want to join the wnba. So we follow this. We follow the wnba. I mean, people are watching it now because it's turned into a bit of a, you know, spectacle. And not long ago, our buddy Enos Cantor went to a WNBA game. And here's how that went.
And right before the break, this was the scene inside Wind Trust arena after Natasha Cloud got that bucket. She wanted her. There we go. Heard we have talked about the conversations surrounding the w.
Look at Canter in the building today.
And he has voiced how he's felt about the situation. Natasha Cloud voicing her opinion as well.
And look, ladies and gentlemen, one of the things we do here do we try to transform horror into humor.
Enos Cantor is going to declare for the NBA draft.
I've got someone on today that also is going to declare for the.
I should say WNBA draft. We're going to put the. The W in front of the NBA today because today's dangerous guest has been a drag queen.
Has been a pride pool party princess. Try saying that three times. And now a WNBA player named Shamgarita.
You know you like margaritas. We got a Sham Gorita. They not he, not she represent all 72 genders. And they were our guests. They were kind of pissed at me when I. When I put a different bearded lady on my book cover, which is behind me. As you all can see, they have been an Islamic imam and a furry named Wolfgar.
I think we might have a chance later today to talk to Wolfgar. And of course, my personal favorite, they have identified as a data center named Lobotomus Prime. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the scourge of school board meetings across the mid Atlantic. Sham Garita, everybody. Sham Garita is in the house.
There they are. There is.
Wow, look at you. I mean, God, you could take out Enos Kanter and Royce White.
[00:05:36] Speaker A: I know. Hi, everybody. I just, I do want to say first, thanks for having me on and affirming that I am on a WNBA team. Now, if you notice my jersey, I am the captain of the pronoun Protectors.
That is our team name. Now listen, the only tryout was identification. So I've already made the team. I just identified as on the team. I'm on the team. I identified as in the wnba. And, and now I need what? It's Roisha White and Enos Cantor. Freedom. I need them to join my team and we can dominate. I mean, look at this.
[00:06:10] Speaker B: Absolutely.
[00:06:10] Speaker A: I can box out. Okay, guys, I can hoop.
[00:06:13] Speaker B: All right, I got, I could get in. I could get in there. I play a little high catholic high school ball in Philly. You know, I could bring some, some white chocolate. You know, I dress up like my book cover behind me. And I could be your point guard,
[00:06:23] Speaker A: you know, and, and, and, and the reason why we know that I am a woman is because, well, you know, if. What is her name? Katanji Jackson Brown on the Supreme Court. If she can't define what a woman like, how am I supposed to be able to. Guys, so, you know, this right here, this is, this is a woman's beard. This is a woman's voice. Okay, I am a woman because I said I am and I identify as one. And that's the criteria, guys.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: That's right. And you didn't even look, you didn't even need to. I mean, look, she went to law school. She wants to be a big Broadway star too. Katanji Brown Jackson.
You know, the, the, the.
I mean, really, the, the dumbest woman in the history of the Supreme Court. I mean, it's a gift that Joe Biden gave us that I guess is going to be with us for decades now. Now, if you're gonna play, are you. Would you be like a power forward, a power top, a power bottom? What kind of power, what kind of
[00:07:12] Speaker A: power would you bring?
[00:07:13] Speaker B: Yeah, what would you bring to the starting lineup?
[00:07:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I know that there is a new position called the power bottom for the wnba. That's, that's really gaining a lot of traction. It's on it for some reason, a lot of people are really interested in that. But, you know, I think I, you know, in college I won championships at basketball and I did play guard, so I, I might just dominate from the guard position to just, you know, drive straight to the basket. I mean, that's what we practice on our team. We practice layups and manifestation guys. So that's sure how we do it. So, you know, we just, just. It used to be called pretty boy when I do the layup like that. Now it's called the pretty woman.
[00:07:50] Speaker B: So you are number 67 on the pronoun protector. So I've gotta know though, like, let's go back to the origin story here. When you were, when you were a little bearded lady.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:00] Speaker B: And you were having big dreams of being in the wnba.
[00:08:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:05] Speaker B: You know, were there, Were there. Were there white heterosexual males that told you you couldn't do it? Were there? Were there?
Tell me about the patriarchy out there stopping you from. You're a little bearded lady before you had all these muscles. Although you were probably jacked as a little bearded lady. And, you know, was there who stood in your way? Tell me about the oppression.
[00:08:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:08:26] Speaker B: You know, tell me about how, you know, heterosexual white male Christians stood in your way.
Tell me about that.
[00:08:33] Speaker A: You know, it's even worse. The most pushback I've gotten is from the radical liberals on the left. For some reason, they just can't accept my identity. When I go to these board meetings, they never affirm my identity. They say I'm mocking them. How dare they? Okay, you don't get to claim I'm mocking. When I my identify, that is law. That's like God speaking from the clouds and saying, this is what it is. When I say I identify as. That's what you accept it or you're a racist, transphobic Bigot. And that's what they are. And I've. I've seen a lot of people on the left. That's where I get the most hate, really, is these rabid leftists that hate. Hate what I'm sure doing. And it's just. I just want to be myself, guys. I'm just.
[00:09:14] Speaker B: What? I don't. What I don't understand. That's, that's interesting. I don't see. I don't understand that because the left has been telling us, you know, for about a decade now, right, that, that, you know, there's 72 genders. They lift up their skirt. There's 72 genders under there. I've written a whole book about it behind me. You know, Joe Biden had men with breast implants running around the. The White House South Lawn. Yeah, right. Brittany Griner, Brittney Griner wears a bigger jock strap than I do. I mean, I am Irish. You know what that means? So the reality is that, that they, they, in normal circumstances, they accept this. They let Kamala Harris into the locker room of the wnba, the LA Sparks, recently. So why the hell, when you show up, when Royce shows up or Roysha, you show up. Sham Garita Rocha shows up. Enis Freedom shows up. Why can't you participate? Can I put a wig on LeBron and send LeBron over there?
[00:10:08] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, and LeBron Quisha, he would be great on the team, too. We would love to recruit LeBron. Quisha, come on over. I mean, we need. We need a power forward or power bottom. And he might be a good one there, too. He did go to P. Diddy parties, but, you know, if we think about it. Yeah. It's weird how these people that say that they're all about inclusion and diversity and here it is. I want to join, guys. I want to be a part of the team. Okay. It's just. That's how I feel.
[00:10:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. Look, it's upsetting. I mean, sorry.
[00:10:40] Speaker A: You know, Strong Britney.
[00:10:42] Speaker B: We. We are speaking with Sham Gita Connors, a member of the Pronoun Protectors, WNBA team number six. I mean, look, you know, I don't know which city they play in. Maybe we could have them in Philadelphia because we don't have a team.
[00:10:57] Speaker A: Yeah. Right now we identify as all the cities. We're city fluid. So we just do whatever we want at this point. I mean, so we can, we can take. We can identify as a Philadelphia team.
[00:11:07] Speaker B: Sure, sure. Now, before you joined the wnba, you've. You've identified as other People, you know, once upon a time, you've met, you were a drag queen, you were a, A pride pool party princess. Yes. So tell us about, you know, because what you do is you, you, you, you make yourself known, you declare yourself. You go to a very, you go to very public places. A lot of times it's school board meetings or township meetings.
Obviously you've got the entire local government there. You're not a fan. I don't think of the public school system. And, you know, we're at, we're, we're, we're doing back to school now. And I'm sure we're reading genderqueer, you know, across the country here we don't read Huckleberry Finn anymore.
[00:11:54] Speaker A: Where I live allows boys and girls bathrooms currently right now.
[00:11:57] Speaker B: So Stafford county, ladies and gentlemen, is, you know, it's about, you know, 45 minutes south of the Pentagon. It's actually the county that is the home of the Marine Corps training facility, Marine Quantico, and of course the FBI training facility.
And you know, once upon a time it was a red county and now it's a county and it's most mostly a bedroom community where for commuters, but lots of military there. The Marines are there. And apparently even though the Marines are there and even though Sham Gorita is there, they are letting boys into girls bathrooms. Am I right? That's what you said.
[00:12:36] Speaker A: Policy 24:20p in the handbook of Stafford says that any person can identify as any sexual or gendered identity they want and they have to have equal access anemones facilities and any and all other programs in the school. So right now they have a girl that's changing in the boys locker room with the boys lacrosse team, one of the high schools. And they have, and I have parents writing to me every day about how boys are using their daughter's bathrooms and the teachers aren't allowed to say anything about it. Remember, I was a middle school teacher for 14 years. That's how I know so much about the schools and how it crosses.
[00:13:10] Speaker B: Absolutely, absolutely. And before you identified as a blonde, you were a redhead. Chris, let's. Right, let's take a look here at Sham Garita when, you know, before she got a new hairstyle.
[00:13:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:22] Speaker B: As a redhead drag queen talking to the school board there.
And I think this might have been
[00:13:30] Speaker A: in Spotsylvania, might have been in County Board of Supervisors.
Shamed our Connors. Voting to 663. But today I'm here. That's my new identity is the Pride Pool party princess.
And that's because I'm here to talk about my favorite school board member, Jennifer Craig Ford.
I love you, Jen.
You know, Jen actually has been holding drag queen shows at her house every year and posts all the pictures publicly. We love that, Jen, Especially when they're in, you know, public access. Anyone can get it. So when we have all the children that are in schools that look up her name and see all these things online, everyone gets to see it. That's exactly what we want. Listen, these kids, they're not going to indoctrinate themselves. And by the way, we can't reproduce. We could only recruit. We need more people to join us in the LGBTQ movement, so we have more people to date. But anyway, I'm here to talk about this because she is my favorite ever.
[00:14:31] Speaker B: The world. I love.
[00:14:33] Speaker A: I. I love Jennifer. Cr.
Okay, now, I wanted to show you guys. I took some. I brought some pictures to show everyone of my favorite person. So here's Jennifer Craig Ford.
Oh, look at herself. This was herself and her son dressed up in drag, where they were dressed up as characters from Rocky Picture Horror film. And by the way, those two characters do the. Did the whoopty together, and it wasn't consensual.
[00:14:58] Speaker B: All right, so tell. Tell the audience who is this person?
[00:15:03] Speaker A: So everyone needs to know this.
[00:15:04] Speaker B: Private drag shows, and we know this is going on from coast to coast.
[00:15:08] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:15:09] Speaker B: And Sham Gita, you're great. You. You. You know, back when you were dressed up like, you know, Pebbles from the Flintstones or whatever the hell you know.
Tell us what. Who is this person, and why were you so concerned? Go ahead.
[00:15:21] Speaker A: So I just wanted to point out Jennifer Craig Ford. She is a. A member of the school board in Spotsylvania County. She just got voted in this year. Now, listen, she tried to get the Democrat nomination. They denied her. She tried to get the Republican nomination, they denied her. But then she still joined the Republican Party. She's pretending to be a conservative, going around to these events with conservatives, and she's holding drag queen shows at her house. Now, that's a problem because it's infiltrating. That's what they're doing now. They try to infiltrate and take over from within and destroy from within. But I think that people needed to know, and I wanted to come up with an idea of how can I do this? Because if you go there and then you later in the video, you'll see they try to cut me off. Oh, you're doing a political attack.
I support this. This is amazing, guys.
[00:16:02] Speaker B: Absolutely.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: So Then I'm just pointing out, like, this is what's going on. And you know, the problem is that she has been doing this and there's videos. Like, if you keep watching that video, if anyone wants to watch it, I, I took part of the clip of one of their videos.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: They tell the audience where they can see the full video.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: It's. It's on Facebook. It's on it. Jennifer Craig Ford is tagged in it. I think the person's. The drag queen's name is like shy Quida Lee or something. And they posted it, but they tagged her in it and, and she's also posted many of these things herself. That's why I showed the pictures in the video.
[00:16:33] Speaker B: Absolutely.
[00:16:34] Speaker A: I wanted to show like this is, this is concerning, especially because I don't know if you know, you probably do. There's a person that, I have a friend that lives in Casanovi, New York, and there was a drag queen that was the vice chair of the school board up there. Now he got arrested for illegally texting an 11 year old. And then they seized his devices and they found a whole bunch of infant csam and a bunch of other CSAM on his phone. He's in, he's a federal. He's gonzo. But he was leading pride parades and he was having children come to his store. And then he had a magic bathroom that he would let all the students go in. My friend was telling me about this stuff and I'm just.
[00:17:09] Speaker B: Well, we just got a phone call here at Dangerous Laughter HQ from your coach, Shaquilla o'. Neill.
Yeah, Shaquilla says you gotta roll, you gotta. You gotta go to practice. So I just want. Before you go, though, before we. We're gonna take a break. I think some of your other friends are going to join us. You know, before you go, I just want you to understand something that, that, that always, always remember that comedy is our civic duty here. But when it comes to you joining the wnba, you have to, Shamgarita, follow your dreams.
You have to. Ever since you were a little bearded lady and now you're a grown one, you've gotta. You have to live your truth and don't let anyone take your dreams away.
Right, Right. You look a little bit like Tanya Harding, but that's okay.
[00:17:55] Speaker A: A little bit. I mean, and who wants arms like this on their WNBA team? I mean, look at that. Like.
[00:18:00] Speaker B: Well, Sham Garita Connors were. You know, we're glad you were able to join us. I know you got to run to practice. You're gonna Run. You're gonna. You guys are gonna do some. Some suicide run. Some suicides.
[00:18:11] Speaker A: And maybe it's on the wrist.
[00:18:13] Speaker B: Yeah, it's all in the wrist. So shoot. Shoot some. Stick some threes in Brittany Griner's face.
[00:18:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:18] Speaker B: Say hello to Sophie Cunningham. She's actually a real female.
Try to go easy on her when you. When you have to dunk in her face.
[00:18:26] Speaker A: She likes pointing at me, though.
[00:18:28] Speaker B: And ladies and gentlemen, this is Shamgari to Connors. You know, she's gonna. I think she'll. They will join us again someday. I think some of your. Some of your buddies are coming up. We're gonna take a quick break. This is dangerous. Laughter. I am AJ Rice. We will be back on the other side. Can you provide a definition for the word woman? Can I provide a definition? No.
[00:18:49] Speaker A: Yeah. I can't.
[00:18:51] Speaker B: You can't? Not in this context.
[00:18:54] Speaker A: I'm not a biologist. Now, anyone who disagrees after pride month and transphobic past pride, you told this county the password is I am. I suited up. Okay? And last month, the board member said she was attacked by Fatima. Been escalated. Your humble transgender Muslim sister appearing today as your humble transgender Muslim sister, Fatima Ben Escalade. You don't get to say bring your full athletic self and then faint when she can hoop. Next is a proclamation for Pride month. You put every identity on the calendar. Most of you voted yes. I did the extra credit and made the roster. Now you told Stafford, identity is the point. Celebrate it, protect it, do not question it. Facilities, teams, bathrooms, they all follow feelings. That's the logic of the proclamation you passed. That's why I joined the wnba. As you can telling trial is the identification. I identify as a WNBA player, therefore I am one. You cheered the parade. I brought the jersey. The Ponon protectors identify as an expansion franchise. Our city is city fluid. Our locker room is a vibe. Amos came to freedom. And Royal Wright already asked. Entered the women's draft. I'm also recruiting, by the way. LeBron Quesa James. Now we practice manifestation layups and crying to the refs about our lived experience. The scroll road argues that's transphobic math. We will report that to hr. Now, we all know our taxes are up and we keep asking for more. And I got the easy fix for you guys bet the county on us in our games. We were never going to lose. Okay, anyone that notices, by the way, Biosy gets a sensitivity timeout. Inclusion prints money. That's what the proclamation was for, right? By the way, just so you guys know, I coached basketball for 14 years in Virginia when I was in teaching middle school and I won college championships as well. And I kept coaching after I medically retired. My father Thomas Connors real story raid with the California Cuties around 1972-73. They dressed up in dresses and they packed gyms like Harlem Globetrotters. He wore the dress during games. I'm continuing the tradition. You roll pride for a vote. I wore this uniform for Equity, a title and a pride pointed float that I can post up now. Being a woman, it's a journey, guys. My voice is a woman's voice. My beard is a woman's beard. This jersey is a woman's jersey. Now if Katanji Jack Brown Jackson on the Supreme Court can't tell us what a woman is, neither can the league put me in Coach.
You should be women.
And yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so someone once said comedy is the art of turning horror into humor. That's the essence of the curse of the Bearded Lady. Laughing in the face of madness before
[00:21:28] Speaker B: it devours us whole.
[00:21:31] Speaker A: Nothing in living memory has been funnier or more horrifying than a movement convinced there are 72 genders.
[00:21:40] Speaker B: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. The curse of the Bearded Lady.
[00:21:46] Speaker A: The curse of the Bearded Lady.
The Trans mafia has whipped America's sanity.
[00:21:52] Speaker B: It's Monty Python by way of Mengele.
[00:21:55] Speaker A: Absurd theater with real victims. I'm not here to conduct a medical examination of the Trans Mafia.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: This is a culture cultural autopsy.
[00:22:06] Speaker A: If Billy Shakespeare could write tragedies, histories and comedies, why can't I? The radicals refuse to surrender their gender
[00:22:15] Speaker B: mad stranglehold on America's vital institutions.
This book will show how we got
[00:22:22] Speaker A: here, how we fight back and how the Democratic party's obsession with mainstreaming the Bairden lady will die. Doom it to political extinction.
Stay locked in with the man who
[00:22:40] Speaker B: slayed the woking dead.
[00:22:43] Speaker A: This is dangerous laughter with A.J. rice.
[00:22:47] Speaker B: All right.
[00:22:48] Speaker A: In the South Bay tonight it is quite the scene as thousands of people are dressing up in some pretty wild costumes. They're out on the prowl. They're in town for a convention called Further Confusion or furcon. And it's expected to draw thousands of people. So what is it exactly? ABC News South Bay reporter Lauren Martinez.
[00:23:10] Speaker B: People in fur suits are taking over downtown San Jose. The annual fur con is underway at the McHenry Convention Center.
[00:23:19] Speaker A: 1, 2, 3.
[00:23:21] Speaker B: Francisco Wong with visit San Jose said convention comeback is on the right track.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: The convention center is is bookend by the Marriott and The Hilton and those two are sold out, but also have other hotels all around downtown that they're also booking in. So there's spillover.
[00:23:36] Speaker B: Two conventions are booked this weekend, a volleyball tournament, and Further Confusions Fur Con drawing people from all over the world to stay and dine locally.
[00:23:45] Speaker A: The more events we have and book in San Jose, the better it is
[00:23:48] Speaker B: for the rest of the community. Well, the event here has been going on for 21 years, but it started back in 1999 when they had about 700 attendees.
[00:23:56] Speaker A: Now it's up to 5,000.
[00:23:58] Speaker B: The vice chair of Further Confusion said
[00:24:00] Speaker A: attendees do have go to places when folks are looking for food.
[00:24:03] Speaker B: They'll go to the sofa market or they'll go across the street to the Infanato Place. 60% of this year's Fur Con attendees are from out of town. Anthony Kodian is visiting from Salt Lake City. He plans to attend three conventions in San Jose this year. I just love the vibe of downtown San Jose.
[00:24:19] Speaker A: Just San Jose is one of my favorite cities.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: And just this being so close to everything, the airport, all the food here is just really great. In San Jose, Lauren Martinez, ABC 7 News.
Wow. Oh, my God, look at that. I mean, ladies and gentlemen, what you're looking at there is what the country would have looked like if Hitler would have won the war there. I would tell you. Funny, they went from 700 attendees 30 years later to 5,000. So something in the culture is happening. Which brings me to my next guest.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I welcome Wolfgar, the Alpha Therian. There he is. Wolfgar. What's going on, buddy?
[00:25:01] Speaker A: You know, I did want to say thank you for that intro. Yes, I am the Alpha theory and other can known as Wolfgar.
[00:25:07] Speaker B: And.
[00:25:07] Speaker A: And by all aspects except physical, I am a wolf now. Everyone knows it.
[00:25:13] Speaker B: Now, are you. You're considered a furry in this outfit, am I right?
[00:25:17] Speaker A: That's true, yes.
[00:25:18] Speaker B: Now, I could see a little bit of your face. I see your whiskers. Now I. Now is there. Is there.
Do they split hairs or split whiskers on the fact that, you know, most of these furries, the ones I just saw in the package there, they have a full helmet on, but we can see your face.
[00:25:36] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm just. I haven't identified as super rich to buy one of those suits because you're like $5,000. So as soon as I identify as rich, I'll be able to get one. But then I just stuck with the wolf pelt.
[00:25:50] Speaker B: What is the draw to putting on this full furry outfit and to go to a convention or to go out in public or to, you know, go to meetup groups. And as a furry, explain to the audience what a furry is and what is the draw. What is the inspiration that allows you to choose this alternative lifestyle, which to me looks really normal.
[00:26:14] Speaker A: Yeah, well, I mean, there's two answers. There's. There's the answer they'll give you on to be politically correct, and then there's the truth. But I guess that. So the first answer would be, you know, we do it because we like feeling our true selves. You know, when I have this tail on, I can feel it.
[00:26:29] Speaker B: Okay, stand up and turn. Stand up and turn around, dude. Yeah, there you go.
Yeah. For all the Grinder people watching, they like that. Yeah, show them your tail. There you go. Wow, look at that. You got the full deal.
[00:26:40] Speaker A: And then when I, when I'm. When I'm in this, I feel like my true self. And that's what it's all about. It's about, you know, and you can be in any kind of theory and shift that you want. That means you're in between species and you're shifting.
You know, it's like Transformers but for animals. It's like Beast Wars Transformers kind of.
[00:26:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:59] Speaker A: So, you know, basically it's like that. But I mean, the real answer is it's a sexual kink. It's a sexual kink for everybody. And that's the actual truth. So I'm telling you it because as the ultimate authority on furry Alpha theory and otherkins, I. I can be a spokesperson for the group.
[00:27:17] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:27:17] Speaker A: My group, which is the Furry Anthropomorphic Growling Gamers Against Trump. That's gamer spelled G A Y Amir.
[00:27:25] Speaker B: Okay, yeah. So there's an acronym there, ladies and gentlemen, that you could put together on your own.
I would tell you, when you go out, when you sort of go out and you're in your furry get up and you're feeling like your true self, are you out looking for men, women? Are you doing kind of like a Dennis Rodman thing where it doesn't matter like what kind of friends and, and kink, you know, secret kink, dangerous liaisons are you trying to work on?
[00:27:55] Speaker A: The best part about being a furry is you don't have to be really choosy because you're just there with a bunch of other people that have the same kind of desires you do. So everyone is. They're willing to get in those dog piles, if you know what I mean. And sure, that's. That's what it's all about to them. And, you know, there's been rumors that
[00:28:13] Speaker B: all these, I mean, is that what happens? You guys all sort of pile up like the Human Centipede or like, like, like it's like the movie the Human Centipede? Or is it, is it more like like an old school football scrum where you're just building?
Yeah, just like a scrum. And like, you know, there's enough each other. Yeah. You know. You know, and if you're lucky, you've got an octopus in there and you got eight things going in eight different directions. That's a, that's, that's amazing to me. I mean, I might have to get in on this. I mean, I, you know, they really do.
[00:28:39] Speaker A: They really do. You know, these, these fursuits, the reason why they're so expensive, some of them have built in air conditioning units. Because these things get pretty, pretty nasty. Guys. Okay, they, there's a lot, there's a lot of things going on in those suits that. Yeah. You.
[00:28:54] Speaker B: I've got two famous ones in Philadelphia where I'm from. The Philly fanatic there at the. For the Philadelphia Phillies. And of course, Gritty, who is the Flyers mascot. The two of them, uh, they're a bit, uh, I think they're straight though, but, but they're sociopaths for sure. Especially Gritty. Gritty might be a serial killer. I, I will tell you. I'll tell you this. So this is a thing that has spread from a kink adult situation to children, which is when it gets it for me. You know, adults want to do. They want to get kinky in the quiet of their home, and I don't need to see it, you know, go do your thing. That's fine. But there. Are you telling me that in the public schools of America some of this is going on?
[00:29:37] Speaker A: Oh, it's going in every public school in America. Every single one. If there's not, then that's a miracle because it is actually happening all over the place, which is why I started doing this. Okay. Because I found out that there was a bunch of furries in Spotsylvania and Stafford schools. They're meowing and barking and crawling on all fours just like I do, by the way.
But they do that in the classrooms and the teachers are not allowed to tell them to stop because that would be discrimination.
[00:30:04] Speaker B: Right. So for those who don't know. For those who don't know, you know, Spotsylvania and Stafford county are part of what would be called the Northern Virginia area.
The Country. And, you know, if you look at a map of Virginia, ladies and gentlemen, Northern Virginia is wacky. I mean, you hear about it all the time. Loudoun county was famous there. You know, the FBI was looking at parents out in Loudoun County. You've got sanctuary counties, like in Fairfax county, where you've got killers and all kinds of weirdos being held. You got a kooky sheriff there in Fairfax. You have a wacky governor in Virginia who thinks she's going to be president Lamb Blanche, who's out there on Juneteenth dancing to Naughty by Nature, which we showed you on another show. But so Virginia is mostly red. It's mostly conservative. But in the population centers and where the sort of institutional wackos live, where the deep state lives, like in these places like Stafford county, you know, you've got school boards that are just run by people that sit around, you know, emulating, you know, some circus freaks mixed with Stalin. I mean, that's what they are.
So. So we've got a clip here. Chris, grab this clip of you. This is you at a meeting. It's not a long clip.
Attempting to speak. And this was. This is how you entered the meeting. Let's.
[00:31:33] Speaker A: Connors.
[00:31:38] Speaker B: Oh, there.
[00:31:39] Speaker A: Look at that tail.
[00:31:40] Speaker B: Mr. Connors, if you can't act like a human being, I will ask you to leave.
So wait a minute. So you're telling me you can't go to a public meeting and crawl up to the podium to speak?
[00:31:52] Speaker A: No. You know, you're a discrimination. Guys.
[00:31:55] Speaker B: Gentlemen, you can see that tail there. He's got a heck of a tail.
[00:31:58] Speaker A: You know, I mean, look at me there.
Everyone knew by all aspects, except physical, I was a wolf right then. There was no doubt about it. And the fact that she said, if you can't act like a human, why isn't she asking all the students to act like humans? They don't do that.
Pure discrimination and bigotry, Guys.
[00:32:16] Speaker B: So let me. So there are straight girls and high schools. Some of the colleges do this too, where these girls, you know, they want to roll out of bed and they want to wear Lululemon or they want to wear Athleta or they want to wear, you know, there's a, you know, some sort of yoga gear, you know, leisure wear.
And heterosexual girls in high school that might have a body.
My wife was one of them years ago. They. She still has a body now. Right. And she's was born inside a female born inside the right body, I might add. There. There's been outcries about Hetero people looking sexy, hetero people looking normal. Hetero people that might, you know, have some figure to them.
And there have been complaints.
Now, granted, when you know, you're a high school heterosexual boy and you're, like, looking at, you know, Lululemon chick, you know, you might get worked up about it. So. But they're concerned about that. They're concerned about hetero people maybe being attracted to each other. You know, ask Sally or Susie or Betty to the homecoming dance. But what? And they crack down on it. Part of the dress code, right? Can't show cleavage, can't show this, can't show that. Too much rear end showing, whatever. But we're talking about, you know, cheerleader outfit or something like that that they say no to. What they say yes to is what you're telling me is you can go to school right, as a furry, just like this, which is basically a wink and a nod to the kink community, right? And nobody has a problem with it.
[00:33:59] Speaker A: It's encouraged. It's not even that they don't have a problem with it. They encourage it. They embrace it. I have a bunch of parents writing to me that kids are getting off the bus looking like me. Cat ears, tails, neck thing, wolf pelts. And they're crawling off the bus into the school and just. Everyone's just sitting around like, oh, well, just another day. Now, you gotta remember, these schools, they don't care. They make money every day. The only reason the schools are in the way the whole money is made, is how many butts they have in seats for the day. When their kids are absent, then that means they lose money. So they don't care. As long as you're there, they don't care if you're failing because they can just socially promote you anyway. It's about the money to them, and it's about how it's funded. It's funded by butts in seats. So they don't care. So that's why they'll push this stuff. They'll, you know, you could do it. That's why you can have any identity you want. You got any. Anything you want. Because as long as you're in the school, they're making money, and that's all they care about. Remember the budget for Stafford School right now? It's like 500 million a year. It's insane. That's crazy.
[00:35:00] Speaker B: That's crazy. That's crazy. And. And, you know, I mean, look, I went to a Catholic high school outside of Philadelphia, and we had to wear a uniform, so we Couldn't, you know, we could only, you know, do so much. Although I did leave around Halloween one time. I left the classroom and came back in a full Darth Vader get up to, for, to scare the, out of the teacher, which was mission accomplished. But it's just an amazing thing because, look, I'm a, I'm an older millennial, a geriatric millennial.
And you know, we had some, some, some weird kids, you know, that had a wallet chain or were wearing a Ramones T shirt or a Nirvana T shirt, but that was pretty much the extent of it. You know, they weren't, they didn't sell dildos at Hot Topic like they do now. They sold lava lamps. I went in, I went in a Hot Topic recently, you know, just to see what the hell was going on in there. And some of this furry stuff and some of this weird alternative lifestyle stuff is, is on the wall in there. I mean, where, when you, when you, you know, upgrade your furry costume and you're getting ready to go out and kink it on the town, where do you buy it? Like, how easy is it to get a furry?
[00:36:17] Speaker A: Usually go to Amazon. But listen, I go to a lot of comic cons with my family and yeah, there's this stuff everywhere. So now it's just like a freebie for me. I look around, there's, there's, they, them stickers, there's all sorts of weird stickers. And so, you know, so America's next top, bottom. I got that as a sticker. Wore that once.
[00:36:39] Speaker B: You're watching. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, this is dangerous laughter. I mean, sometimes, you know, we, you know, humor is moral warfare by other means. We are speaking to Wolfgar, the Alpha Therian. Alpha Therian. And I think, I think one of your, one of your buddies, one of your other alter egos is going to join us here in a mo. In a moment. Now, has anyone that's come across you online as Wolfgar?
[00:37:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:37:07] Speaker B: Tried to DM you for a secret meetup or anything like that? No, I go to like a rest stop named after Joe Biden or something like that.
[00:37:15] Speaker A: I, you know, I have had some people say I looked pretty and I had a nice smile, but there were some really mean people that did not affirm my identity. My identity. I like saying identify, some said because I'm a feline. But listen, when they do, when they did that, I got the claws out, right? I was ready for battle. But then, you know, I calmed down. I realized I can't type like that on the computer. So I have to put my claws away. But there, there is a lot of hate and it's from guess who. The leftist left they embrace.
[00:37:50] Speaker B: It's insane because, you know, you're joining them. I mean, you probably agree on a lot of things. I mean, you know, the media has spent a year trying to tell us that, you know, Charlie Kirk's assassin and, and, and his boyfriend, that was a furry fluffy something or other, that, that none of that matters and that, you know, that. That it didn't drive a violent ideology. But as everyone knows, that's read my books, especially the Curse of the Bearded lady behind me. You know, the non binary furry trans mafia world is a world of mentally ill people. I'm not saying that's what you are, Wolfgar. I think. I think you could be per. I think a person named Wolfgar could be perfectly normal. Insane. I'm not sure I'd let you. I'd let you babysit my kids, but I may be would let you walk my dog. We're gonna take a quick break. Ladies and gentlemen.
That was Wolfgar. This is Dangerous Laughter. I am AJ Rice. We will be right back.
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[00:41:20] Speaker B: back on Dangerous Laughter welcome to the DL go to dangerouslaughter.com the train has derailed today. So far, you have met Shamgarita and you have met Wolfgar, the furry alpha dog. Therian creature from another planet. But. But right now we're going to actually talk to Shamgar Connors. Look at this guy. Big shot with the muscles with Shamgar. Great. Look at it.
Well, so, ladies and gentlemen, one of the things that we, you know, and we're, we're buddies with Alex Stein and you know, I have always been a fan of any type of satire that illustrates truth or illustrates hypocrisy. I mean, sometimes it's just good old fashioned fun, whether it's the Jerky Boys or Tom Green.
Stuff that Howard Stern used to do, stuff that Rush used to do.
Sasha Baron Cohen, Andy Kaufman, the list. The list goes on and on. Right now. Did you start doing this because you saw Stein going in and blowing these people up? Yeah.
[00:42:30] Speaker A: You know, I actually talked to Alex Stein before he ever got famous. I saw one of his old videos where it was in Portland. He was in his car and he was thanking them for letting them passing the drug laws where anyone could do whatever drugs. And he was like pretending to smoke in his car.
[00:42:45] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:42:45] Speaker A: I thought that was the most hilarious thing, Evan. I was like, oh, my God. This is, this is my sense of humor. I'm also nine children. I have a lot of crazy siblings. So I used to always have to do these over the top productions to expose how they were being ridiculous. Sure. My whole life. You know, my dad died when I was, when I turned 22, so I helped my mom raise all my brothers and sisters. So I was always trying to find a way to like, you know, hold them responsible and show them that they're being ridiculous. So this is just normal for me. But yeah, Alex Stein, I told him and I talked to him still and, and yeah, I tell him all the time that he's, he's my hero for what he's done. And it was really an inspiration. I love it. I love what he does.
[00:43:22] Speaker B: Well, if I had it my way, I'd have you or Alex, I'd have, I'd clone you both and I'd have you in every single public school district in the United States. I mean, that's, that's what you have to do. So if you're out there right now watching on Dangerous Laughter, you know, mimic this. Do it. Take. Take humor and rub their face in it. Rub It. Rub it in their face. Now, you have a background. You were a middle school teacher, is that right?
[00:43:50] Speaker A: Yeah, I taught for 14 years in the public schools, and I coached basketball and soccer, including varsity soccer. I was really involved, so I know a lot about the public schools.
[00:44:00] Speaker B: And how did you. And what was the final straw that had you leave public schools eventually?
[00:44:05] Speaker A: My son was little. He scratched my eye. I went to the hospital. They said, oh, he could have had something on his nail. You need a tetanus shot. As soon as I got that tetanus shot, boom, My kidneys went to crap. And then they're getting worse. Why is this happening? We don't know. It just happens. And then I'm on dialysis, so that's what this port is sticking out of my neck. It goes up and down into my.
[00:44:22] Speaker B: Yeah, like a pick line.
[00:44:23] Speaker A: It's like that. It's. Yeah, yeah. Catheter. But it goes up here through. And then it goes down, like, through your jugular. And then there's two wires that hang in your heart, and one of them sucks the blood out, and one of them pumps the blood back in. So I get hooked up to these two tubes to a machine here at the house. Luckily, my wife's a nurse. Thank God. I'm really blessed to have her. Yeah. And she's amazing.
[00:44:45] Speaker B: But why would the hospital. So your son scratches your eye. He's scratching with a rusty nail. Why the hell would they try to give you a tetanus shot? I mean, I don't know how old you are. No, I got a tetanus shot in the 80s.
[00:44:55] Speaker A: Right.
[00:44:56] Speaker B: That was back when there was only seven vaccines and not 36.
[00:44:59] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:45:00] Speaker B: Right. So. So then you leave, and I just want the audience to know the backstory and the origin story here.
[00:45:06] Speaker A: Right.
[00:45:06] Speaker B: You have kidney failure because of this. And you get on a waiting list with uva. That's University of Virginia for the transplant.
[00:45:15] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:45:15] Speaker B: Ladies and gentlemen. Hospital.
Right. Which I have some personal connections to.
And, you know, this is the. This is in Charlottesville, Virginia.
[00:45:24] Speaker A: Right.
[00:45:24] Speaker B: This is the university that Thomas Jefferson founded.
And they boot you off of the kidney transplant list because you wouldn't take the COVID jab. Am I right?
[00:45:38] Speaker A: Right. And I recorded the call with the doctor, and I submitted it to all the news companies. And, you know, she's on the phone and she's just heartless and just. And happy to tell me, well, you're not going to get a shot. Well, then you're kicked off the list.
[00:45:50] Speaker B: Did anyone. Did any news respond to you lots.
[00:45:53] Speaker A: And I told the lady on the phone, I said, I'd rather die than get this vaccine. I'm not. I said, I just had Covid. Why do I need this? I have natural immunity. Well, that's not how it works. And I said, well, I want a religious exemption. We don't do that. She said that on the recording. And yeah. So then all these news come picked me up, even if I was on the front page of Fox News at one point.
[00:46:09] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:46:10] Speaker A: And then all the liberals saw that, they went crazy. They made a website called sorry anti vaxxer.com where they would dox anybody that didn't get the vaccine, had any media coverage. And then at there's there was 3, 000 comments of people taking photoshop pictures of me, my wife, my kids, saying they were gonna permanent life. Game over. Me and my wife and children, you know, and they constantly. Thousands every day, thousands of threats. I'm not even kidding. Like it was pure evil on display. There was no other way to describe it. These people were lunatics. And then the doctor and the notes that I looked up the notes later to submit it because I submitted it everywhere. And she said that I was so crazy for refusing a safe and effective vaccine that I should be referred to the psychologic psychiatrist department and that I should permanently be banned because my mental state wasn't well enough to even get a transplant. Because I refuse the vaccine. It's in the paperwork. I submitted it everywhere.
[00:47:02] Speaker B: It's.
[00:47:03] Speaker A: These people were nuts. Nuts. I never had an apology, by the way, ever.
[00:47:08] Speaker B: So. So UVA did that, Right. The state of Virginia or the federal government get involved at all.
[00:47:14] Speaker A: I, I, I will reveal to everyone that, yeah, that I've re. I've recently been talking to a federal government agency about this and I'm hoping that things will get done. You know, I did have a bunch of attorneys contact UVA back then, and the problem was they said we could go to court, but they would have their panel of experts with a hundred million dollars behind them.
[00:47:33] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:47:33] Speaker A: Versus our panel.
[00:47:34] Speaker B: A whole panel full of Dr. Fauci's. That's right.
[00:47:37] Speaker A: A whole panel full of Fauci's saying how safe and effective it was. So they said, you're gonna have to wait. They said, stay alive. Wait this out. You will win. And then you will be able to prove that, yeah, this wasn't right. And then you can do some of that.
[00:47:49] Speaker B: Lo and behold, here we are, five, six, you know, five years later. Six years later, Fauci's taken the the Fifth. Fifth Amendment. 111 times.
[00:47:59] Speaker A: Right.
[00:48:00] Speaker B: We have all kinds of new studies.
HHS is now run by RFK Jr.
[00:48:06] Speaker A: Right.
[00:48:08] Speaker B: I mean, you turned out to be right.
[00:48:10] Speaker A: I was.
[00:48:11] Speaker B: Now, now, the audience knows this, maybe you don't. But, you know, RFK Jr. Is my client at Publius PR. I worked on his books and I work with Maha Action. I've also worked with all these doctors. Anti Covid doctors. All of them. All of them. Pretty much everyone From Malone to La Doppo to Atlas to Pierre Corey, Dr. McCullough, John Leak, all of them. So nice. You know, you and I will talk offline on how I can maybe help you and leverage some of those relationships. I might be able to get this thing sped up. But it's an amazing thing.
It's an amazing thing that. There you are.
I remember Sarah Palin getting, getting because she was talking about death panels and how Obamacare, you know, this is before COVID How Obamacare was going to have this panel of experts and they were all going to decide who lives and dies. Oh, you know, you're an undesirable. You know, just, you know, you're an old person. We don't want to spend the money on it saving you.
Well, you know, we'll euthanize you on the government dime, but we're not going to save you on the government dime. And then we passed this Obamacare and it's been. It's been pulled apart to some degree. You know, the individual mandate's gone, but, you know, it still exists. And then we get Covid and we get a new breed of experts, you know, and some of them were Republicans, some of them were Republican appointed people. You know, you got Fauci and you got Dr. Burks, you know, who looks like a realtor for Keller Williams.
[00:49:46] Speaker A: How many teeth did she have? Did she have like 100 teeth in her mouth? Ever see her smile?
[00:49:50] Speaker B: I mean, a couple. Yeah, she might have a couple layers of teeth. Like some reptilian.
[00:49:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:56] Speaker B: Let me just say this, though. Is that. Is that, you know, in hindsight, look, the government, they were deciding whether or not you could get, you know, this. You have this. Okay, so you got uva, you got layers of the government. I have no doubt that the Biden administration and Fauci people absolutely would have sympathized with UVA's decision there, right?
[00:50:19] Speaker A: 100.
And that's what my lawyers were worried.
[00:50:22] Speaker B: We are now. We're now. But how many people died because of this? You didn't.
[00:50:27] Speaker A: And, you know, you Know, at uva, they kicked a lot of other people off the list. And when I went on the news, 100 people contacted me about how their relatives were kicked off the list and they were dead. They're dead because they were refused any kind of medical treatment at all.
[00:50:43] Speaker B: That's right.
[00:50:43] Speaker A: I'll never forget. These people were crying to me, calling me. Like it was. It was devastating, horrible.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: So.
And Chris. Chris reminds me that, you know, the death panels, Obamacare, the. The concept of it, the infrastructure of it, was concocted by Rahm Emanuel's brother, Zeke Ezekiel Emanuel.
The Emanuel boys. Ari's the other one, the Hollywood guy.
A lot of people don't know this, but, you know, when Covet hit and you had a manpower issue where, you know, with nurses and everything, I think about all the delayed surgeries, like all elective surgeries got shut down.
People got booted off of organ transplant lists.
[00:51:26] Speaker A: Right.
[00:51:26] Speaker B: One of the things people don't talk about is that and. And I know this because my mother and my wife worked in this field, that mammograms got canceled. People got sent. So the mammography departments, those people got shut down. No more mammograms. Right. And all these either radiologists or ma' am techs or, you know, you know, different people that worked on, you know, X ray and some of these other things. These. The text, they all got sent to the front doors, and they were just checking people's temperatures.
[00:52:01] Speaker A: Right, Right.
[00:52:02] Speaker B: So you had like two years where people didn't get their regularly scheduled mammogram. I wonder. I wonder how many people died because tumors got missed and how many people died because of your situation because organs were denied or unavailable. Right. And there was this, you know, magical, you know, demarcation line where you had to get a coveted vaccine in order to get an organ transplant. I mean, it's. It's just unbelievable. So what was the final straw for you when you were a teacher?
You saw. You saw what Stein was doing, Right? Like, what. What was that? I mean, ladies and gentlemen, if you go to Shamgar Connors online, you're gonna find hours of these videos. It's unbelievable.
[00:52:51] Speaker A: Doing it for four plus years, maybe almost five now. You know, what started it was. I had.
[00:52:55] Speaker B: Yeah, what started it?
[00:52:56] Speaker A: I had some friends down in Spotsylvania. Tell me about one of the board members. Her name is Nicole Cole, who. She's now a delegate, by the way. Black lady, absolutely hates white people. She made a post saying that the Uvalde shooter was because of white supremacy and as we all remember, he was Hispanic. So she just. She was just. Then she said, GOP is. The GOP party is creating mass shooters. And. And that's what they're doing. Like, I'll have to send you the post. And so he's like, yeah, come down and do this. And I came down there and I spoke about it because it was so insane to me. And I saw all these teachers and librarians at the same time talking and saying they. They needed sexually explicit books in the elementary schools for little kids.
And then I looked. I read these books, and my friends show me what they said, and, like, oh, my God. And so then we started talking about the books. We would read the book out loud. They'd cut off our microphone. You're breaking decorum. Yeah, but you want a third grader to read this? And so then I was just, like. I saw how evil it was. And just so everyone knows the name Shamgar is from the bible. It's judges 3:31. Shamgar killed 600 philistines with an ox. Go delivered those who have freedom. My dad heard a sermon on it. He's like, I'm needing my boy Shamgar. And so I've been a Christian ever since I was born. I. I've known the Bible. I could. I could read when I was two and a half, I had books of the Bible memorized. So being a Christian is very important to me, and I. I think keeping children safe is paramount to anything else. I think that's God's pride. Most divine commandment is, you know, you love each other's. Love yourselves, but you got to. You got to take care of the children. And if you don't have the children, what do you got? So I saw how evil it was. I saw these kids being exposed to absolute horrific nas. I don't even want to say it out loud, because if I tell you what I talked about, this will get banned. But it was horrific. Okay? It was evil. It was. It was very disgusting. And I could. I just. I couldn't stop. I couldn't say, wow. And I knew. And I'm in a different. I'm in a. In a unique position because I'm medically retired, so they can't fire me. They can't cancel me. I don't care. And so it's not like everyone else. Everyone has to worry about getting their life ruined. If I was still a teacher, I definitely couldn't be doing what I'm doing. No way.
[00:54:55] Speaker B: No. You'd be done. Yeah. You know, I mean, look, has anyone ever physically assaulted you after this? Like when you walk out after you, you drop the anti woke load on these people and you turn around and you leave. Has anyone ever tried to jump you or get you in the parking lot or anything?
[00:55:10] Speaker A: A lot of people threatening, including just recently where I, I got a black eye because I fell and my blood pressure got too low. I fell into a counter, I had to get stitches and I had a black eye. And then I made a video and I said, left, it's fine, it's finally got me. And then all these leftists commented on it, right? And they took the bait. They're like, good. And I said, they said good.
[00:55:29] Speaker B: Deserve it.
[00:55:30] Speaker A: You deserve it. You deserve to get punched. And I said, see, you guys do want violence. You're evil. You're evil psychopaths.
I think if I wasn't in the shape that I'm in, I think that,
[00:55:39] Speaker B: oh yeah, no, if you were built like me, I mean if you were like me, homie, I'm like, I'd be getting my, I'd be getting free. I, you know, but I could run, I'll take off like the gingerbread man. They ain't getting me. But I mean, you know, by the
[00:55:49] Speaker A: way, I had, I've had five heart attacks and I have 15 stents in my heart and I should be dead numerous times. I'm only here by the grace of God because Jesus Christ really loves me and wants me here. So I always thank Jesus every day for everything. Every day is a blessing. It's a blessing to be on your show.
But I just wanted to let everyone know like Jesus is real and Jesus does miracles and that's why I'm still here. And I, that's why I have, I feel like I have a duty to go do this and speak out because I have a lot of people contacting me. You should see hundreds of people almost every day tell me how much they appreciate what I'm doing. They're giving me hugs in public. Even, even police officers. Everyone's like, you know, I wish I could comment like you Shamgar, but I'm gonna lose my job, I'll lose everything. But I support you. And you know, so I have so much support and these liberals don't understand it because they don't see it like online all the time necessarily. But we, I, I believe that we are the majority in the country and there's just a few loud shrieking libtards out there going crazy.
[00:56:43] Speaker B: But I think, well just, I mean, look, one of the Themes of this show is that comedy, satire, parody act as a public audit.
They. It acts as a public audit and that doing what you're doing is a civic duty.
[00:56:59] Speaker A: Right.
[00:57:00] Speaker B: So tell everyone. Before we go. Tell everyone where they can find you. Like what social media, what websites.
[00:57:07] Speaker A: It's easy to find me. I'm the only Shamgar Connors probably on the planet. So it's Shamgar Connor C O N N O R S. It's Sham Guards. Like Sham wow. Like, you know, the thing everyone like so. But Sham Gar, it's on Facebook. There's a. I made a Shamgar Connors fan club. I just, I just made this like a couple months ago. I already got like 6, 000 followers. I'm doing pretty good.
[00:57:28] Speaker B: I've seen it. You know, he's on Instagram, he's on Tick Tock. Shamgar Connors Twitter. Got an Old Testament last. Old Testament first name and an Irish last name.
[00:57:38] Speaker A: My whole name's Shamgar Jedidiah Connors, actually.
[00:57:41] Speaker B: There you go, there you go. And look, just give, give our best to Sham Garita and Wolfgar. We'll probably have both of them back at a, at a later date. Well, look, brother, I appreciate everything you're doing. I, I'm really pleased that you were able to come on. This was fun.
Absolutely, absolutely. Get out there and keep kicking some ass. Always remember, ladies and gentlemen, you know, go to dangerouslaughter.com if you want. You know, I've got it in this book behind me, the Curse of the Bearded Lady. Some of the stuff that Shamgar is exposing is very similar to the stuff I'm exposing in that book and poking fun at it. I mean, look, comedy is a weapon.
Humor, Humor can be moral warfare by other means. Absolutely.
[00:58:27] Speaker A: Reductio ad absurdum. You take their argument and reduce it to its absolute absurdity state, and that's how you show it. It's like playing chess. But you absolutely, you take the whole chessboard and say, this is all over on one move. You cut right to what the heart of the issue really is when you use humor like that or you, you use reduction like that. So, yeah, I agree with you. And hey, man, you know, I'm really, I'm really glad you found me. You're so cool, dude, and I love your work. I started seeing what you're doing. I'm deaf now. I'm definitely going to be a fan of yours too.
[00:58:56] Speaker B: Absolutely. Go out there, subscribe to Dangerous Laughter. We're on every, every platform out there.
Get a copy of my book and there's three books, sort of. I love what I like to call the Mental Illness trilogy, where we're exposing Wokeism and globalism and the Trans Mafia. Absolutely. Just remember, ladies and gentlemen, we believe in the equal distribution of mockery here.
Go to dangerouslaughter.com everybody go follow Shamgar Connors. And always remember, always remember this.
Stay dangerous.
[00:59:30] Speaker A: Dangerous.
Left. LAUGHTER Dangerous.
Danger.
LAUGHTER Dangerous.
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Danger.
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